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Winners
FIU Summer School: After being in jeopardy earlier this year, FIU summer school makes its return. It’s a sigh of relief for many students who won’t have to graduate a semester late because of one or two classes.
FIU Softball: Congratulations on winning three out of your four last games. Once again, FIU can turn to their women’s teams for success. If this trend continues, any chance we’ll have a female football team on the horizon?
Big Trouble: Only making $6 Million in the past two weeks is just plain sad. That sounds like big trouble to us. Don’t worry Dave; Hollywood can be a cruel place, but we still love you – sometimes.
Losers
Hugo Chavez: Can’t you to take a hint? The majority of Venezuela doesn’t seem pleased with your job so far if the civil unrest of the past few days is any indication. Spare your nation the probable bloodshed and get lost.
Final Exams Week: Finals are just around the corner and for some they’ve already began. While this may be a terrible time for most of us, this must be a gold-mine for the coffee companies.
National Lampoon’s Van Wilder: Thanks for reminding us that college students should care mainly about alcohol and sex. For most of us this is the only time we can have all this excessive fun and get away with it.
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